Boat Safety begins not with oars, but with determination and courage. Each vessel, port and starboard, must be deemed seaworthy. Each sailor in aforementioned vessels employ must be judged by a court of the deep seas as being buoyant and intrepid. For every barnacle accounted, there must be a jib, pulley, and aft. When the nigh winds howl at ye wooden leg, a boat safety expert must welome them not with merely a grimace, but a defiant scowl, your good eye glistening with the grit of the anticipation of battle. To safely maneuver a boat from one channel to another strait, from these waters to those shores, from bay to bight to tomorrow’s evanescent anchorage, a true practitioner of boat safety must muster an unparalleled depth of knowledge of all things life preserver, choke, and mast. Unto each sail, may ye flap in safe waters, and unto each mooring may ye sway in safe harbor, for where the creed of boat safety travels, thereunto all men shall be safe boating.

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Have you ever wondered how a music video is made? Believe it or not, the crew is often times right there with you. An epic and self-important journey through the caverns of egotism, into the den of highly-specialized skill subsets, back down to the mildewed mattress of humility, this unique look behind the scenes of a music video production sheds light on that which was once a dark chasm.
After the miasma has cleared away and the nacho chips have been eaten, we see that the only thing remaining is an unadulterated desire to rock, and perhaps a vestige of a desire to roll.

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