Boat Safety begins not with oars, but with determination and courage. Each vessel, port and starboard, must be deemed seaworthy. Each sailor in aforementioned vessels employ must be judged by a court of the deep seas as being buoyant and intrepid. For every barnacle accounted, there must be a jib, pulley, and aft. When the nigh winds howl at ye wooden leg, a boat safety expert must welome them not with merely a grimace, but a defiant scowl, your good eye glistening with the grit of the anticipation of battle. To safely maneuver a boat from one channel to another strait, from these waters to those shores, from bay to bight to tomorrow’s evanescent anchorage, a true practitioner of boat safety must muster an unparalleled depth of knowledge of all things life preserver, choke, and mast. Unto each sail, may ye flap in safe waters, and unto each mooring may ye sway in safe harbor, for where the creed of boat safety travels, thereunto all men shall be safe boating.

Grilling Lessons (with Elie Shane)

Grilling is not a simple past-time to be entered into lightly. One needs professional accoutrements, dedicated vision, and impassioned creativity. One needs the tools of the trade: the brush, the tongs, the spirit. In this lesson, we learn from a man of many meats, whose singular vision for a perfectly grilled steak is matched only in his exemplary taste in sweat-shorts and catchy phrases. Boat Safety films deploys one of it’s own, Elie Shane, into the grilling field for this delicious romp in instructional entertainment.
Original music composed tastefully by Daniel Greenspan of Greene Street Music.

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