Boat Safety begins not with oars, but with determination and courage. Each vessel, port and starboard, must be deemed seaworthy. Each sailor in aforementioned vessels employ must be judged by a court of the deep seas as being buoyant and intrepid. For every barnacle accounted, there must be a jib, pulley, and aft. When the nigh winds howl at ye wooden leg, a boat safety expert must welome them not with merely a grimace, but a defiant scowl, your good eye glistening with the grit of the anticipation of battle. To safely maneuver a boat from one channel to another strait, from these waters to those shores, from bay to bight to tomorrow’s evanescent anchorage, a true practitioner of boat safety must muster an unparalleled depth of knowledge of all things life preserver, choke, and mast. Unto each sail, may ye flap in safe waters, and unto each mooring may ye sway in safe harbor, for where the creed of boat safety travels, thereunto all men shall be safe boating.

Bucardo Wally

If you have ever stopped to wonder what you would get when you mix 40 pounds of irresistibly cuddly shar-pei jowls with three point five ounces of artisan-crafted silver jewlery, wonder no more.  Now known throughout the great majority of the western hemisphere, the answer of course is a charming spot for Bucardo, a maker of stylish accessories for the Apple watch.
This video was a blast to make, and not just because every outtake includes petting the wrinkly head and/or belly of a very good boy.  Putting on a tux is always known to make a guy feel fab, but add one Bucardo pocket watch for Apple watch to the mix, and then you’re cooking not only with gas, but with style.

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