Boat Safety begins not with oars, but with determination and courage. Each vessel, port and starboard, must be deemed seaworthy. Each sailor in aforementioned vessels employ must be judged by a court of the deep seas as being buoyant and intrepid. For every barnacle accounted, there must be a jib, pulley, and aft. When the nigh winds howl at ye wooden leg, a boat safety expert must welome them not with merely a grimace, but a defiant scowl, your good eye glistening with the grit of the anticipation of battle. To safely maneuver a boat from one channel to another strait, from these waters to those shores, from bay to bight to tomorrow’s evanescent anchorage, a true practitioner of boat safety must muster an unparalleled depth of knowledge of all things life preserver, choke, and mast. Unto each sail, may ye flap in safe waters, and unto each mooring may ye sway in safe harbor, for where the creed of boat safety travels, thereunto all men shall be safe boating.

I Like the Way You Move

If history repeats itself, and experience has shown that time after time it is certain to, then it will come as no surprise to the vocational music critic (or the aurally savvy lay-person) that Dave Garlitz has penned yet another show stopper. “I Like the Way You Move” says what it means and means what it doesn’t dance around. With no shortage of whimsical choreography or carefree, devil-may-care animal felicity, this summer romp is only enhanced by the Kodak Ektachrome Super 8mm stock it is filmed on.
Boat Safety Films, meanwhile, is beyond thrilled to present this 720p digital vinyl for your audio-visual consumption and aesthetic delighting. 

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