Boat Safety begins not with oars, but with determination and courage. Each vessel, port and starboard, must be deemed seaworthy. Each sailor in aforementioned vessels employ must be judged by a court of the deep seas as being buoyant and intrepid. For every barnacle accounted, there must be a jib, pulley, and aft. When the nigh winds howl at ye wooden leg, a boat safety expert must welome them not with merely a grimace, but a defiant scowl, your good eye glistening with the grit of the anticipation of battle. To safely maneuver a boat from one channel to another strait, from these waters to those shores, from bay to bight to tomorrow’s evanescent anchorage, a true practitioner of boat safety must muster an unparalleled depth of knowledge of all things life preserver, choke, and mast. Unto each sail, may ye flap in safe waters, and unto each mooring may ye sway in safe harbor, for where the creed of boat safety travels, thereunto all men shall be safe boating.

Robot Symphony in C Flat Minor

Little known but highly acclaimed composer/performer Darnell Spotswood III hails from the completely obscure but classically renowned Yorkshire Spotswood Clan. Having already claimed the inter-county chromatic harmonica trophy at age nine, young master Spotswood decided to branch out into Symphony writing, amid sporadic stints of grocery delivery work.
This, one of his early and most revered compositions, plays in the space between memory and chiaroscuro, creating an effigy of classical paradigms which it then proceeds to burn with a cognizant ennui. Boat Safety Films tags along.

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